My Two Timin' Woman

Woke up this mornin' in a terrible mood
Now you talk about a woman treatin' a good man rude
She left me talkin' to myself just a-gazin' at that mean old wall
She had another daddy waitin' down at the end of the hall (ah, Johnny)

She changes with the weather like the leaves I recall
She blossoms in the spring, but then she's gone in the fall
A two-timin' woman with a heart of solid stone
She tells me that she loves me but her heart's a little under grown

She said she'd never leave me, but she got that urge to roam
Now she drifts around the country like a stream-boat on the foam
Never changes course, she just travels along that same old way
I hope she goes adrift and rolls along back home some day

Now, if I ever find her, gonna chain her to the floor
Then tell her, "Now sit there woman 'cause you ain't leavin' no more
I'm gonna tame you woman 'til you're eatin' from my hand
It ain't that I don't love you, honey, it's just to make you understand"