Rub Yer Daddy's Lucky Belly

I work the same job for 25 years
Boss still don't know my name
Whether I screw up or tow the line
Things stay about the same
Break my back making a rich man richer
What am I working for?
Just to send my wife to buy crap I don't need
At the all-night discount store

So roll me a joint
Fix me a turkey pot pie
It's just another damn day
On the long wait to die
I'll pretend to care about
All the things you tell me
If you just come over
Rub your daddy's lucky belly

I'm a raging drunk
Right out of high school
Quit then became a bore
Spend my time worrying about
Things I once ignored
Night after night
Nothing to do
In front of the TV again
Just dig my grave by the La-Z-Boy
When I die just roll me in

So roll me a joint
Fix me a turkey pot pie
It's just another damn day
On the long wait to die
I'll pretend to care about
All the things you tell me
If you just come on over
Rub your daddy's lucky belly

So roll me a joint
Fix me a turkey pot pie
It's just another damn day
On the long wait to die
I'll pretend to care about
All the things you tell me
If you just come on over
Rub your daddy's lucky belly