Motherfucker

Yeah, yeah
It's just an ordinairy day
That shit ain't comin' my way
So, yeah
It's a motherfucking a-ain't alright

Well, tuesday morning I got up and thought: "Well"
Well, today will be the day that I'll check myself
I had my checklist ready, even skipped my cup of coffee
'Cause I had to do all the above
See now. Point (one)
Telephone bill (two)
I need insurance (three)
I need a job. Point (four)
I need to hurry us-a-up
'Cause the clock doesn't run on sympathy
On the contrary man
It's like grinning at me. (ha-ha-ha-ha-hah)

So I opened up the bill and what do I see?
Three fat printed digits just smiling at me (hi-hi)
Oh my God, now I'm all shook up
I'm on the phone asking them if they misplaced a dot
They not? (Ooh...) I gotta go now miss
She's like: ("Wait a minute man. Aren't you gonna pay for this?")
Right... So she puts me on some monthly-pay-arrangements
(Have a lovely day!) Yeah, whatever

I got no job (it's a motherfucker)
No money (it's a motherfucker)
I got nothing (it's a motherfucker)
But we need to survive this life, my brother
Having no hopes (it's a motherfucker)
Without dreams (it's a motherfucker)
So it seems, yeah (it's a motherfucker)
We need to take care of one another

Ooh (oh)
Into the (oh)
Into the (oh)
Leaf is rocking the (show)
Into the (oh)
Well, what do you (know)
Come on and round it up now

Well, I arrived at point two just before lunch
Right after the punch in my stomach -ah- forget about it
'Cause lately I've been walking the streets dodging traffic
This uninsured life is pretty hectic
What if a pick up truck mistakes me for a parking lot
The officer mistakes me for a thief and now my leg got shot
The hospital won't take me and I'm crying like a baby
This doesn't work well with the ladies

I got no job (it's a motherfucker)
No money (it's a motherfucker)
I got nothing (it's a motherfucker)
Well, we need to survive this life my brother
Having no hopes, yeah (it's a motherfucker)
Without dreams (it's a motherfucker)
So it seems (it's a motherfucker)
We need to take care of one another

Up hope
Rah...

Well, could somebody please pass me a J-O-B?
So I'm standing in line at the temp agency
They ask me what do I do? I said: "I'm a great musician"
Well, that doesn't really match up with this cleaning position
It's a minimum wage job. Better bring your own mop
Make sure you'll be there around seven o'clock sharp
Next morning I woke up (Ooh shit!) eight o'clock
Well, I went anyway and got fired on the spot
Now, I can't believe this is happening to me
I didn't even make it past point three- damn!

I got no job (it's a motherfucker)
No money (it's a motherfucker)
I got nothing, man (it's a motherfucker)
Well, we need to survive this life my brother
Having no hopes, dude (it's a motherfucker)
Yeah, without dreams (it's a motherfucker)
So it seems, yeah (it's a motherfucker)
We need to take care of one another

Eh, aye there
Right on, right on, right o-on