Diarrhea
Well, it's wet like pee.
But it smells like poop.
When you need a stool sample, you're gonna have to take a scoop.
Oh-aaaaaa-aaaaa, diarrhea.
And it shoots out fast when you've got the runs.
Then it bounces right back all over your bum!
Oh-aaaaaa-aaaaa, diarrhea.
If you're pooping in the lake on a fishing trip:
Instead of plop, plop, plop, you hear drip, drip, drip.
Oh-aaaaaa-aaaaa, diarrhea.
You never know when it's gonna wanna come out of your rear.
So always make sure you got a toilet near!
Oh-aaaaaa-aaaaa, diarrhea.
You know, diarrhea makes a certain type of person elated.
But those are just the ones who are constipated!
Oh-aaaaaa-aaaaa, diarrhea.
But it smells like poop.
When you need a stool sample, you're gonna have to take a scoop.
Oh-aaaaaa-aaaaa, diarrhea.
And it shoots out fast when you've got the runs.
Then it bounces right back all over your bum!
Oh-aaaaaa-aaaaa, diarrhea.
If you're pooping in the lake on a fishing trip:
Instead of plop, plop, plop, you hear drip, drip, drip.
Oh-aaaaaa-aaaaa, diarrhea.
You never know when it's gonna wanna come out of your rear.
So always make sure you got a toilet near!
Oh-aaaaaa-aaaaa, diarrhea.
You know, diarrhea makes a certain type of person elated.
But those are just the ones who are constipated!
Oh-aaaaaa-aaaaa, diarrhea.
Credits
Writer(s): Matthew Farley
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Other Album Tracks
Altri album
- The Toilet Seat Boys
- This Poo Kinda Smells Like Stew - Single
- Poop Fields Forever - Single
- Emergency Poop
- Poop Oh Yeah! Poop Yes! Uh Huh! Poop!
- Mature Love Songs
- Never Gonna Flush Again
- You Thought We Ran Out of Poop Song Ideas. You Were Wrong.
- The White Album (With Brown and Yellow Stains)
- Still Farting, Pooping, Puking, and Peeing
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