Cookie Jar

Gym Class Heroes
Radiokilla, killa
Hahaha, you know what it is
Gym Class Heroes, The-Dream
It's hard to look innocent when I got cookie crumbs all over my face, yeah

I like girls, they like me
They look so good in their Seven jeans
Thought you could be the one, and my only
I wanna be faithful
But I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar

My hands, my hands, my ha-uh, my hands
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my-uh-my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my-uh-my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my hands out the cookie jar

You see, I got this problem, I need help tryna solve it
'Cause meeting after meeting and I'm still a cookie-holic
You can hide 'em, I'ma find 'em on the counter, in the closet
And I'll say I ain't do it with my face covered in chocolate

My girl be setting booby traps to catch me eatin' Scooby Snacks
I left crumbs in the bed once, but I told her I was through with that

She still don't be believin' me
And I guess that I'm cool with that
But I got a sweet tooth, that'll never come loose
And the truth of the matter is

I like girls, they like me
They look so good in their Seven jeans
Thought you could be the one, and my only
I wanna be faithful
But I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar

My hands, my hands, my ha-uh, my hands
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my-uh-my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my-uh-my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my hands out the cookie jar

I got a thing for Milano, Biscotti Italianos
And I never turn down some Oreos, if you got those
Butter pecan Puerto Rican or them Oatmeal Raisin Asians
Hazelnut Brazilians, Macadamia Caucasians

Double stuffed or thin mint
It don't matter, you gettin' it
'Cause I got a sweet tooth that'll never come loose
And the fact of the matter is

I like girls, they like me
They look so good in their Seven jeans
Thought you could be the one, and my only
I wanna be faithful
But I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar

My hands, my hands, my ha-uh, my hands
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my-uh-my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my-uh-my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my hands out the cookie jar

I'm a monster for these cookies
I'm a beast for their treats
An animal for their crackers
Head to feet, they so damn sweet
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my ha-uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my hands out the cookie jar

And there you have it, hahaha
I tried my best
I went to Cookie Anonymous
I guess I'm a failure
I can't seem to keep my damn hands out the cookie jar, but
It is what it is
(Freak)