Hollywood

It used to be that everyone who knew me
Knew I was a mess, but now
It seems to be I'm even fooling me and
I deserve to take a bow.
I'm on the inside looking at the outside
Can't believe they think it's true
But I've convinced them, and
Somehow made them think that
I am not in love with you
But Hollywood watch out
Here comes your new star
I can sell you anything and you'll believe it's true
I can sell the devil, or make believe an angel
Listen to my theme song. I'll play it for you

It goes ooh love, la da da da da da
Ooh love, la da da da da
Ooh love, la da da da da da
Ooooh

I've never been a man to run the cards
My face will always sell me out.
I can't bluff. I can't con
I don't know what it's all about.
But Hollywood watch out
Here comes your new star
I can sell you anything and you'll believe it's true
I can sell a heartache, a comedy, a prison break
Listen to my theme song. I'll play it for you

It goes ooh love, la da da da da da
Ooh love, la da da da da
Ooh love, la da da da da da
Ooooh

And if I can convince the world
That I'm not in love with you
Then I can make them believe
Anything that I say is true.

I said I can't act, but that was not true
I was even acting then.
Does no one see me?
Can no one hear?
Does no one understand pretend?
I'll go to Hollywood and use my talent.
I could be the best there ever was.
I want an Oscar. I think I've earned it.
Hollywood owes me. No one controls me.
I am a freelance liar of love.

So I sing
Ooh love, la da da da da da
Ooh love, la da da da da
Ooh love, la da da da da da
Ooooh
Ooh love, la da da da da da
Ooh love, la da da da da
Ooh love, la da da da da da
Ooooh, ooooh, Oooooh

So Hollywood watch out
I am the new shit
I can sell you anything and you'll believe it's true.
I can sell the devil or make believe an angel.
Listen to my theme song.
I'll play it for you.