Waltz of the WallFlowers

Sitting, staring, walls aren't caring
I know no one, why did I come?

-Up- Sorry, -the- oh no, -front walk- no one's sitting there
-hear- Oh please,-the- feel free -loud talk- you can take the chair
-on- Oh dear, -the- I see, -door step- you don't want to sit
-just- To the -one- other -more step- side you're taking it
-Enter Smiling-
Oh, God, how embarrassing Reconciling
Yeah, right, who would sit by me?
I want to go -Nobody knows or sees me— it's not polite -I can leave soon-
Maybe I'll -wheres- hide awhile -the- in the john -restroom-
Oh damn, the door is locked
-why did I-
It's too early,-Even Come- I can't go yet -I dont know
I should have sent them -anyone- my deep regrets
I'm over-dressed,-Who knew that this was casual- my hair's all stiff -This hairdo isn't natural-
This tie is wrong -My belt's too tight— I hate these shoes
No one wears white

Punch bowl -my god look at them all dancing-
Pouring,-How do they do the romance thing?-
Boring,-It's not for me, it won't come naturally, I just can't move like that- boring -Well actually I haven't tried-
Hey,-what's the sense?- wait —I sure don't see anyone to dance with-
There by the fern
Who is that -who is that- over there -over there-? She looks nice -he looks shy-
Don't stare,-don't stare- don't stare!-dont stare-

She's not talking to anyone poor -poor- girl's -guy's- not having any fun
Maybe I -maybe I- could go over there, -no really could I-
Should I -would I- just walk over? Jeez, I don't know
Don't stare, -Don't stare- don't stare! -Don't Stare-

Oh, crud, I'm sweating now aren't I? -What would I say-
This happens to me all the time -I couldn't-
A nasty trick God plays on shy people -What could I say-
We're being selected out of the gene pool
This isn't fair, -I need some air- but I don't care -I really need some air-
I don't know what I'll say but darn it anyway I'm going over there!-I can't stand it I've got to get out of here!-
-If I get out the-
Uh —then I can just - oh -keep going-
-I don't need my coat- Where did she go? -Can you believe it's snowing-
-Gee, where is my coat- Oh —how could I get it back- no
-Is it on the bed or hung up on the rack?- Did she go home?
Oh damn oh damn-burr-oh damn-it's cold-oh damn oh damn oh damn
I've missed my chance-Can't stay outside, I'll freeze-
I only thought she might want to dance with me

Oh, there she is, she looks so cold
She was out without her coat
The snow looks lovely in her hair
I'm going to do it, I'm going to go over there

I'm going! What will I say?
All of you self-assured people get out of the way!
A waltz is playing
I can handle the slow ones
What am I saying?
This dance has not yet begun

Left, right, left, right, left, right, why can't I get it right
I'm not dancing, I'm just walking
Have people stopped talking?
Go on, go on, go on don't blow this chance
Pardon me Miss, do you think I might have this dance?

La... la.la la la, oops!
La... la, one... two... one, two, three!
La, la la la, la la la — we've got it now
La, la la la, la la la la la, la la la la!