Jussummen

Well I'm the jibber jabber, jaw like Shabba
Franks making thanks, operating like Trapper
John M.D., yeah, that's what folks tell me
I plan on going far and be a star like Marcus Welby

So there, dear, uhum, you suit though
Yes, I makes the ruckus, causing ruckus like Menudo
Or Judo, I kicks it, I throws them when I gamble
And when I swings my thing, I take a swing like Mickey Mantle

But um, I got more flavors than a pack of Now and Laters
Beg your pardon, Mr. Keebler, but I love Vanilla Wafers
See, I got it going on 'cause of the songs that I write
I got it going on 'cause my crew is 'nuff hype

Plus I zitz 'em, I zamz 'em, I grams em like Zorro
I shop at Dagastino for a bag of Stella Dorro
Bread sticks, oh yes it's the books plus three
Of my cousins, Crazy Drazy, Abe Blitz and Tea

'Cause we're, jussumen that's on the mic
'Cause we're, jussumen that's on the mic
'Cause we're, jussumen that's on the mic
Jussumen that's on the mic

Diggity yes, back up, I just come like Shaka
Zulu, I pop like Orville Redenbacher
When I'm proper, I doobity dibble dabble wit my winnings
I drop a Def Jam as if my name was Russell Simmons

I'm funky, spunky, I clock bread like Wonder
I'll jump up and flex, make you think I'm Jane Fonda
I shiggity slam Rito, I'm laid back like Tito
I good gots 'nuff wisdom like Mama Montigo

Amigo, se Vente, yes I can samba
I'm known like Geraldo, Shishi Karamba
The jibbity jibba jammage, always wit the hippity houser
I got crazy smarts like that kid Doogie Howser

So cool out, Purno, I burn you no jive
I wickity wax that scalp just like Alberto V.O. Five
Diggity damn right half pint, I taste great like Bud Lite
I'm well known like Spike or Walter Kronkite

'Cause we're, jussumen that's on the mic
'Cause we're, jussumen that's on the mic
'Cause we're, jussumen that's on the mic
Jussumen that's on the mic

Check it, 1 for the money, 2 for the show
Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats, ho
Yep, I got my moms, I got my girl, I got my friends
'In the states I'm making dollars, in Japan, I'm making Yenz

Wit the new style, meanwhile, my real name is William
I went and break a slut like Donald Trump can break a million
Or zillion, I kills 'em, I watches All My Children
I'm hard as women, watch it silly stunt, just ask the pilgrims

I was strong from the get go, I'm not Lou Ferringo
I never caught the cooties from a fluzy or a bimbo
Like Cheeko, I'm the man, yes indeed, I got the smart, so
When I take a stand, just take a seat like Rosa Arts

Some tomato, tomato, bolongna, bolongna
I use to fraggle rock ya but now I fraggle zone ya
A loner, I can't swim, I'm laughing in my hoodie
And I get down and boogie, oogie, oogie

'Cause we're, jussumen that's on the mic
'Cause we're, jussumen that's on the mic
'Cause we're, jussumen that's on the mic
Jussumen that's on the mic

I'm like Slick Rick the Ruler but I'm cooler that a Calvin
My mom's name is June, my pops name is Alvin
I'm not your Kurt Gowdie but I'm outtie, sianara
So hit the road Jack so I can Welcome Back Kotter

I flippity blast the ill shit, I flips them when I get them
I chills wit the Books now mom paid out the rectum
No comp, I stiggity stomp em all out like sash squash
I'm deep, no steep, I'll make you wanna join backwash

I diggity drops a jam and now I'm slamming like Madonna
I gave a crew cut to Sinead O'Conner
Your honor, I'm bad to the bone, word is born
'Cause me and Mrs. Jones, we got a thing going on

Yes I am, my gibitibibity bedroom will not end
To the diggity cows come home, take the Gitney again
'Cause it's crazy, so give it a rest toots, don't you know me
I go from ten to two just like Ivan Roni

'Cause we're, jussumen that's on the mic
'Cause we're, jussumen that's on the mic
'Cause we're, jussumen that's on the mic
Jussumen that's on the mic

Jussumen that's on the mic
Jussumen that's on the mic
Jussumen that's on the mic
Jussumen that's on the mic