Pina Colada Song

i was tired of my lady
we'd been together
too long

like an one hour
recording of a
favorite song

so, while she lay there
sleepin i read the paper
in bed

and in the personal columns
there was this letter i read

[sing]
if you like pina colada's
and gettin caught in the rain
if your not into yoga
if you have half a brain

if you like makin love at midnight
in the dumes of a cave,
then Im the love that you've
looked for write to me and escape

i didn't think about my lady
i know that sounds kindda mean
but me and my old lady

had fallen into the same
old dull rutine so i
wrote to the paper

took out a personal add
and though im nobody's poet
i thought it wasnt half bad

[sing]
yes i like pina colada's
and gettin caught in the rain
im not much into health food
i have into champagne

i got to meet you by tomorow noon
and cut through all this red tape
at a bar called o'mallies
where we'll plan our escape

so i waited with high hopes
and she walked in the place
i knew her smile in an instant

i knew the curve of her face
it was my own lover lady
and she said

"awh its you"
then we laughed for a moment
and i said
i never knew

[sing]
that you like pina colada's
and gettin caught in the rain
and the fell of the ocean
and the taste of champagne

if you like makin love at midnight
in the dumes of a cave
your the lady ive looked for
come with me and escape

if you like pina colada's
and gettin caught in the rain
if your not into yoga
if you have half a brain

if you like makin love at midnight
in the dumes of a cave
I'm the love that you've looked for
write to me and escape

[sing]
yes i like pina colada's
and gettin caught in the rain
im not much into health food
i have into champagne

i got to meet you by tomorow noon
and cut through all this red tape
at a bar called o'mallies
where we'll plan our escape