Excursion Around the Bay

Well, it was on this Monday morning
And the day be calm and fine
To the Harbour Grace excursion
With the boys to have a time

And just before the sailor
Took the gangway from the pier
I saw some fella haul me wife
Aboard as a volunteer

Oh me, oh my, I heard me old wife cry
Oh me, oh my, I think I'm gonna die
Oh me, oh my, I heard me old wife say
"I wish I'd never taken this excursion around the bay"

We had full three hundred souls aboard
Oh what a splendid sight
Dressed all in regimental
To make our spirits bright

And meself being in the double
When a funny things they'd say
They choke themselves from laughing
When they'd see us in the bay

Oh me, oh my, I heard me old wife cry
Oh me, oh my, I think I'm gonna die
Oh me, oh my, I heard me old wife say
"I wish I'd never taken this excursion around the bay"

My wife she got no better
She turned a sickly green
I fed her cake and candy
Fat pork and kerosene

Castor oil and sugar of candy
I rubbed pure oil on her face
And I said she'll be a dandy
When we reaches Harbour Grace

Oh me, oh my, I heard me old wife cry
Oh me, oh my, I think I'm gonna die
Oh me, oh my, I heard me old wife say
"I wish I'd never taken this excursion around the bay"

My wife she got no better
My wife me darling dear
The screeches from her trolley
You could hear in Carbonear

I tried every place in Harbour Grace
Tried every store and shop
To get her something for a cure
Or take her to the hop

Oh me, oh my, I heard me old wife cry
Oh me, oh my, I think I'm gonna die
Oh me, oh my, I heard me old wife say
"I wish I'd never taken this excursion around the bay"

She died below the brandies
As we were comin' back
We buried her in the ocean
Wrapped up in a Union Jack

So now I am a single man
In search of a pretty face
And the woman that says she'll have me
I'm off for Harbour Grace

Oh me, oh my, I heard me old wife cry
Oh me, oh my, I think I'm gonna die
Oh me, oh my, I heard me old wife say
"I wish I'd never taken this excursion around the bay"

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Writer(s): Trad, Sean Mccann, Darrell Power, Robert Hallett, Alan Doyle
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