Illegal, Immoral and Fattening

Everything we say is true
Cause we'd never lie to you
Yes we're punks and we're not even acting.
It's the blind leading the blind
But you kids don't seem to mind
We're illegal immoral and fattening

And all the things we thinks are cool
They all tell us we can't do
When's the last time you saw one of them start laughing?
So we advocate good times
Throw your consciences aside
Be illegal immoral and fattening

Illegal - We won't break, just bend the law
Immoral - Use your body that's what it's for
And fattening - You can gain some weight. You can learn to hate.
All you know are lies and we're pop star spies!

Blowing holes through your rock'n'roll balloons, Yeah
Holes through your rock'n'roll...
Well you've heard it all before
Gurus at your door
With another phony plan to clear your head up??... again
And if we do we'll tell you when
We're illegal immoral and fed up

Illegal - Watch out for the man in blue
Immoral - Gotta get ...????? followin' you
And fattening - You can gain some weight. You can learn to hate.
All you know are lies and we're pop star spies!

Blowing holes through your rock'n'roll balloons, Yeah
Holes through your rock'n'roll...