Zooey Deschanel Poops
Her name is Zooey Deschanel
She's an indie goddess
Imagine her on the toilet
Isn't that the oddest?
No one that pretty ever has to go number two
Number two, number two, number two
She's a gorgeous actress and she also sings
Zooey Deschanel can do anything
She even goes poo
Poo p-poo poo poo poo poo
Oh oh oh oh, but she's so darn pretty
No one that pretty has to go number two
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh, but she's so darn pretty
No one that pretty ever has to go poo
Poo
P-p-poo, p-p-poo poo poo
P-p-poo, p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-poo
Poo, p-p-poo, p-p-poo
P-p-poo poo poo
Zooey Deschanel poops
Look at her amazing body
And her cute, cute eyes
If she didn't poop
You know that Zooey would die
Even someone with such a beautiful face
Needs food to live and must excrete the waste
Oh oh oh, but she's so darn pretty
No one that pretty has to go number two
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh, but she's so darn pretty
No one that pretty ever has to go poo
But she does
Almost every day, and sometimes twice a day
Sometimes three times a day
Zooey Deschanel poops
She's an indie goddess
Imagine her on the toilet
Isn't that the oddest?
No one that pretty ever has to go number two
Number two, number two, number two
She's a gorgeous actress and she also sings
Zooey Deschanel can do anything
She even goes poo
Poo p-poo poo poo poo poo
Oh oh oh oh, but she's so darn pretty
No one that pretty has to go number two
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh, but she's so darn pretty
No one that pretty ever has to go poo
Poo
P-p-poo, p-p-poo poo poo
P-p-poo, p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-poo
Poo, p-p-poo, p-p-poo
P-p-poo poo poo
Zooey Deschanel poops
Look at her amazing body
And her cute, cute eyes
If she didn't poop
You know that Zooey would die
Even someone with such a beautiful face
Needs food to live and must excrete the waste
Oh oh oh, but she's so darn pretty
No one that pretty has to go number two
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh, but she's so darn pretty
No one that pretty ever has to go poo
But she does
Almost every day, and sometimes twice a day
Sometimes three times a day
Zooey Deschanel poops
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Writer(s): Matthew Farley
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