Asshole
I know you've got aspirations
Of being the boss one day
Who put that stick up your ass anyway
Poster boy for company castration
You grovel and you kiss the ground
Go deep you just might make your whole face brown
You're the assistant manager company boy you sad pathetic fuck
You're an asshole
And I don't like you very much
That water cooler might look better
Stuck right up your butt
Cuz you're an asshole
I can't believe you're still employed
The company's public image
Must be one big hemorrhoid
Cuz you're an asshole
You're an asshole Oh oh oh
You stick your nose deep in everyone's business
Well stay the hell out of mine
You know it'll come back to bite you in time
I might just tell everyone here tonight
That little thing I know about you
I saw you in the closet sniffing glue
And fellating a sheep in the copier room while the CEO tells you that
You're an asshole
And I don't like you very much
That water cooler might look better
Stuck right up your butt
Cuz you're an asshole
I can't believe you're still employed
The company's public image
Must be one big hemorrhoid
Cuz you're an asshole
You're an asshole Oh oh oh
You must be related to someone
It's the only way you coulda got here
Underqualified, understatement of the year
A left handed rabid crack-head chimpanzee
Could do the job better than you
You could even screw up flinging poo
You're the stupidest person that I've ever met
And I just wanna ring your goddamned neck
You're an asshole
And I don't like you very much
That water cooler might look better
Stuck right up your butt
Cuz you're an asshole
I can't believe you're still employed
The company's public image
Must be one big hemorrhoid
Cuz you're an asshole
You're an asshole Oh oh oh
This song might offend a few
But hopefully no one in this room
But if you're not singing then it's true
That I'm singing this here song about you
You're an asshole
And I don't like you very much
That water cooler might look better
Stuck right up your butt
Cuz you're an asshole
I can't believe you're still employed
The company's public image
Must be one big hemorrhoid
Cuz you're an asshole
You're an asshole Oh oh oh
Of being the boss one day
Who put that stick up your ass anyway
Poster boy for company castration
You grovel and you kiss the ground
Go deep you just might make your whole face brown
You're the assistant manager company boy you sad pathetic fuck
You're an asshole
And I don't like you very much
That water cooler might look better
Stuck right up your butt
Cuz you're an asshole
I can't believe you're still employed
The company's public image
Must be one big hemorrhoid
Cuz you're an asshole
You're an asshole Oh oh oh
You stick your nose deep in everyone's business
Well stay the hell out of mine
You know it'll come back to bite you in time
I might just tell everyone here tonight
That little thing I know about you
I saw you in the closet sniffing glue
And fellating a sheep in the copier room while the CEO tells you that
You're an asshole
And I don't like you very much
That water cooler might look better
Stuck right up your butt
Cuz you're an asshole
I can't believe you're still employed
The company's public image
Must be one big hemorrhoid
Cuz you're an asshole
You're an asshole Oh oh oh
You must be related to someone
It's the only way you coulda got here
Underqualified, understatement of the year
A left handed rabid crack-head chimpanzee
Could do the job better than you
You could even screw up flinging poo
You're the stupidest person that I've ever met
And I just wanna ring your goddamned neck
You're an asshole
And I don't like you very much
That water cooler might look better
Stuck right up your butt
Cuz you're an asshole
I can't believe you're still employed
The company's public image
Must be one big hemorrhoid
Cuz you're an asshole
You're an asshole Oh oh oh
This song might offend a few
But hopefully no one in this room
But if you're not singing then it's true
That I'm singing this here song about you
You're an asshole
And I don't like you very much
That water cooler might look better
Stuck right up your butt
Cuz you're an asshole
I can't believe you're still employed
The company's public image
Must be one big hemorrhoid
Cuz you're an asshole
You're an asshole Oh oh oh
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Writer(s): Philip Anthony Johnson
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