Journey's End

"We thought we'd give you a summary
Of the season 4 finale of Doctor Who
In case you missed it the first time 'round
Or you live outside the UK and couldn't see it
Or maybe you went online to see it
But due to copyright violations it was removed
Not to worry though, we'll sum it up for you now"
(Sung)

Something was wrong when the stars went out (stars went out)
Didn't know what it was all about (all about)
Then the bees started to fly away (fly away)
And earth got trapped in the Medusa Cascade

Through the subwave network everybody had a chat
Harriet was murdered and then everyone was sad (aww)
Davros stole the signal and the Doctor was amazed
How was he alive and who had brought him to this place?

Spotted Rose Tyler across the fog ('cross the fog)
Heard "exterminate" then he was shot (he was shot)
Started glowing with a golden shine (golden shine)
Transferred his energy then he was fine

He was pretty lucky that he kept his severed hand
Though in terms of canon I do not quite understand
What was Russell thinking, what the hell was going on
OK fine we're sorry we'll get right back to the song

We've reached the journey's end
Havin' a laugh inside the TARDIS
Though it didn't make much sense
It's always nice to see them Daleks

Martha Jones teleported to Germany (Germany)
Where she prepared to use the Osterhagen Key (Osterhagen Key)
Jack had a necklace thing
A Warp Star so I'm told (Warp Star so I'm told)
But Davros was like "no, come hang in my vault" (BOOGIE!)

Threw the TARDIS (threw the TARDIS?) into the fire (into the fire!)
Donna thought (hmm) that things were looking dire
Second Doctor (there were two of them!)
Grew from energy (that doesn't sound plausible)
Captain Jack ("hi therre") started having fantasies

Caan went to the Time War and it muddled up his brain
Now he sees the future but he's totally insane
Silly, silly Davros thinks that Caan is on his side
Wait till he discovers that the prophecy's a lie

Davros revealed his master plan (master plan)
If you need a reality bomb, he's your man!
Donna flicked a switch and said some complex words (complex words)
Daleks exploded and they saved the Earth (yay)

One last thing before we finish, Donna's mind was wiped
Doctor had to leave if she remembered she would die
Sarah Jane returned to Mr Smith, K9 and Luke
Didn't mention Mickey cos he's really not much use (sorry)

We've reached the journey's end
Havin' a laugh inside the TARDIS
Though it didn't make much sense
It's always nice to see them Daleks
We've reached the journey's end
Havin' a laugh inside the TARDIS
Though it didn't make much sense
It's always nice to see them Dalek
Them Daleks
Them Daleks
Them Daleks