Toledo Surprise

Chop the nuts
Pound the dough
Bake it up
Nice and slow
Then you've got a Toledo
Toledo Surprise!
(Now sell it!)
Hit the peach
Peel the skin
Mush it up
Throw it in
That's the tasty Toledo
Toledo Surprise!
First you beat it up
Then you sweet it up
When you heat it up
If it tries to rise
Don't let it
It's a snap
Try it, folks
Whip your whites
Split your yolks
Then you've got a splendido
Toledo Surprise!
You boys are naturals, keep it up - 5, 6, 7, 8
Mr Feldzieg! Ooh, what's going on here?
Ah, Kitty! I'm developing a new act
Toledo Surprise!
You're putting gangsters in the show but you won't put me in it?
They're not even in the union!
Shh! She's got it all wrong
The new act, it's for you, Kitty, and these boys are your backup dancers
Backup dancers? Holy cats!
What the hot Toledo
Does to my libido
Good? Yes indeedo
Sugary yum yum
Surprise!
Squeeze the cream
Grease the pan
Lick the spoon
Flip the flan
Makes you bust your tuxedo
Toledo Surprise!
Wait! Wait! Aldolpho he make announcement
Wedding is off
What? For the love of god, why?
Aldolpho has made love to the bride
That's not the bride, you idiot
That is the chaperone (What?)
The wedding is on!
The wedding is off! (What?)
Robert kissed a French girl
Her name is Mimi, she's very beautiful
I couldn't help it Janet, she was just like you
Only French
Sweet mother of pearl
Underling?
Yes madam?
What is all this commotion about?
The wedding, madam
Wedding? Oh, I love weddings
I'm afraid it's been called off
Oh, how terrible
Yes!
What a tragedy
What a wonderful, wonderful tragedy
Clear the floor boys, I'll show you how it's done
First you beat it up
Then you sweet it up
When you heat it up
If it tries to rise
Don't let it
Oh, Mr Feldzieg!
Toledo Surprise!
Surprise?
Wait until it's ready
Suprise?
Wait until it's ready
Surprise?
Wait until it's ready
Now it's looking ready
Surprise! (You've got it!)
Makes me twitch
Makes me shake
This dessert
Takes the cake
Hits me like a torpedo
Toledo Surprise!
Toledo Surprise! Toledo Surprise!
Surprise! Surprise!
Surprise!
Surprise!
Oh-oh, here we go
Chop the nuts
Pound the dough
Bake it up
Nice and slow
Then you've got a Toledo
Toledo Surprise!
Then you've got a Tole- Surprise!
Wait until it's ready
Surprise!
Wait until it's ready
Surprise!
That's a tasty Toledo Surprise!



Credits
Writer(s): Lambert Lisa, Morrison Greg
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