Die Vampire, Die!

there are some people in the world who say that writing stories or composing music or dancing sparkly dances, is easy for them
nothing interferes with their ability to create
while i celebrate their creative freedom, a little part of me wants to punch those motherf@$!#s in the teeth
this song, i sing this song for you guys, and for all the rest of us
help me out ya'll
(we'll sing backup)
you have a story to tell a novel you keep in a drawer (old sock drawer)
you have a painting to paint but your lazy like an old french whore (ju swee whore)
you have a movie to make shrinky dinks you can bake but you best grab a stake
cause in creep the vampires in sweep the vampires knee deep in vampires filling you with
doubt insecurity bout what your art should be in sweep the vampires
Die Vampire
you skeched that turtle you saw in an adam late nigjt cable tv (tippy turtle)
but your fourth grade said you cant draw, oh those vampires wont let you be (f&$! you mrs. johnson, word)
and when the come, run like hell save those bats from your bell say that colum van hell sang
in swoosh (the vampires) ina woosh (vampires) ba ba kaboosh(oh all the vampires)
filling you with thoughts of self conciousness
feelings(of worthlessness)
theyll make you second guess, die vampire
there are so many vampires, inside out side and nation wide, it helps to recognize them with this vampire hunting guide
listen closely a vampire is any person, or thought, or feeling that stands between you and your creative self expression.
but they can assume many seductive forms, heres a few of them
(tell us susan)
first up are our pigmi vampires, theyll swarm around your head like knats and say things like,
your teeth need whitening
yiu went to state school
you sound weird
shakespear, sodnheim, and saderas did it before you and better than you
or they might say that you cannot sing good enough to be in a musical.
or they might say
oh, your songs derivitave ×3
to keep that song from you to tell them,
die vampire die
brothers and sisters, next up is the air freshener vampire
she may look like you momma or your old fat ass fat aunt fanny
if she smells something, unpleasent in what your creating, shell urge you to
ssssssssss
it with some pine fresh smell em ops
the air freshenwr vampire doesnt want you writing about, bad language, blood, or blowjobs
she wants you to clean it up, and clean it out, which will leave your work toothless gut less, and crotchless
but youll be left with two tight paragraphs with kittens that your grandma would be so pround of
you look at that air freshener vampire, and her fat ass fat old f$!#&@ face and you say
bo ti by tell my tay
the last vampire is the mother of all vampires and that is the vampire of dispair
itll wake you up at 4 am to say things like,
(who do you think your kidding?
you look like a fool
no matter how hard you try youll never be good enough)
why is it that is some dude walked up to me on the subway platform and said these things, i would think he was a mentaly ill asshole
but if the vampire inside my head says it, its the voice of reason.
you have a story to tell pull your novel out of that sock drawer
you have a painting to paint, yiu best paint it and then paint some more
oh baby you must escape then grab it by the nape of its neck by the trachea
f@$!#& break it go home drive the stake in now therea no mistake now your shakin bacon
die vampire, i said die vampire, i say now die vampire die.
in fly the vampires oh my the vampires then die the vampires filling you with life.
no creativity- out
die vampire die vampire, die