Big Titties

Babies, babies
Life's greatest joy
So innocent, pure and easy to love
A slap and a cry (Aaaaaaah)
What a wonderful noise
Oh Look here's another angel from above

Did I tell you?
What a joy and a thrill
And all good stuff
It is to be born
(Ha ha ha ha, ha ha)

Look at all the smiles
Look at all the lights
I really like this welcome on my bow

I want Mommy's arm
To hold me through the nights
But most of all I want those
Things what's pointing at me now

I want those big titties, big titties
Ive only been alive one day
But know enough to say
I want those big titties, those twin cities
Let's chow down on those mounds of joy (Aaaaargh)

Wow you are one homey son of a bitch
(Ugh)How you baby boy?
Well actually I'm pretty thirsty
Nurse, anything with gin in it, please

Look at my Mom shake
Yes some may call her gaunt
But all in all I guess things could be worse

But your moms got no rack
She's got no form to flaunt
I tell you what, you take my mom
I'm gonna nail that nurse (Oh)

She's got some big titties, big titties
I like the cups in Triple D's
Just supersize me please
I want those big melons
Like Mount St. Helen
Those boobie were a brand new toy

Hey look at this
It's a baby who's a lady
How are you Miss Missy Miss
I do so good
I got adopted by two homosexual men
Oh boy

Look at my two Dad's
They have exquisite taste
But who needs taste, they ain't got tit for tot
Sue they have nice pecs
But those pecs are a waste
SOmeday you'll have to pay a shrink
Because you never got to swing on
Big titties, big titties
Gay marriage means you got two pals
But what if they were gals
And you'd have more titties
Yes four titties
Just perfect for a hungry boy
Please take a number
Those tatas are my kinda toy
I just went pee pee
We're hungry for the big big titties