50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

"The problem is all inside your head", she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be 50 ways to leave your lover
I said, "It's really not my habit to intrude"
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude
There must be 50 ways to leave your lover
50 ways to leave your lover

You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

Slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
You just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

I said, "It grieves me so to see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again"
He said, "I appreciate that and would you please explain about the 50 ways"
I said, "Why don't we both just sleep on it tonight?"

And I believe in the morning
You'll begin to see the light
And then he kissed me
And I realized that probably was right
There must be 50 ways to leave your lover
50 ways to leave your lover

You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free (get yourself free)
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free (get yourself free)

Slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan (make a new plan)
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just listen to me (listen to me, yeah)
Hop on the bus, Gus
No need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

Listen to me
Get yourself free, yeah
50 different ways, yeah
Come on, do it now, I said listen to me, yeah

Slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free (get yourself free, yeah)
Hop on the bus, Gus (do it now)
You don't need to discuss much (no talk, just walk)
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free, yeah

Slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just listen to me (get yourself free, yeah)
Hop on the bus, Gus (do it now)
No need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee (drop off your key)
And get yourself free

Come on, come on, come on now
Don't talk just walk
Drop off the key
Get yourself free
Come on, come on, come on now
Come on, come on, come on now
Come on, come on, come on now