John McClane

The other day I was walkin' in the rain
When I was approached by John McClane
He gave me a gun and said c'mon son
You better stop walkin' and get ready to run
But before I got the chance to get locked and loaded
In front of my eyes a semi-truck exploded
Somehow me or neither John were hurt
But the bad guys came so we hit the dirt
He yelled, "Take cover shoot on the dime!"
Then we both activated bullet time
Flying through the air, we fired away
Dodging every bullet that was at bay
Back flips, front flips, cross-armed strafe
I was movin' like a pro and not playing it safe
Then I ran outta bullets but I didnt care 'Cause I just did a drop kick in the air
And with all that the bad guys were gone
Then John said, "We still must defuse the bomb!" I said, "Bomb? What Bomb?!" He said, "Follow me, We only got ten minutes to save the city..."
He hot-wired a car
Then he floored it with both doors ajar
Weavin' through traffic from lane to lane
This was just another day for John McClane
All of a sudden the bad guys returned
With a chopper this time and bullets to burn
John saicd, "Take the wheel,
I got myself a chopper to steal"
Right then and there, he jumped from the car
Onto the chopper's landing gear bar
Reached one arm up, pulled one guy down
Then hopped inside without making a sound
He snuck up on the pilot, then broke his neck
Then he took control before he got in a wreck
Swooped down to me and said, "C'mon son. In less than five minutes that bomb is done"
We flew to the roof where the bomb was at
Knowing that we only had one minute flat
To stop the timer from ticking down
Before the whole damn town fell to the ground
Luckily we found a pair of pliers
But do we cut the blue green or red wires?
Beep beep every second went by
Every beep signifying when we might die
Ten seconds left, the beeps got louder
Seven seconds till this town is just powder
Five—four—three—tick tock
But it turns out the beeps were my alarm clock