Alternative Alf Garnett
As the temperature drops on the drunks out in Clapham
I turn on my box and it's like punk never happened
The community's charged up and the West End's alight
And it's Jimmy bloody Tarbuck on a Saturday night
And I'm sick to the back teeth, front teeth and tonsils
Of hit making factories and kids sniffing Ronseal
The run down, the hard up and the national health
And Jimmy bloody Tarbuck on a Sunday as well
Friends, Romans, country fans
If you're happy and you know it
You can clap your hands and say yeah!
Friends, Romans, country fans
If you're happy and you know it
You can clap your hands and say yeah! Say yeah!
Yes sir no sir three bags full of newspaper
Sleeping by the greengrocers over by the undertakers
Died in a house fire mummy was at the bakers
Buying broken biscuits, digestives and iced wafers
I've broken my dentures, got senile dementure
And I'm losing my barnet
I'm an alternative Alf Garnett
I turn on my box and it's like punk never happened
The community's charged up and the West End's alight
And it's Jimmy bloody Tarbuck on a Saturday night
And I'm sick to the back teeth, front teeth and tonsils
Of hit making factories and kids sniffing Ronseal
The run down, the hard up and the national health
And Jimmy bloody Tarbuck on a Sunday as well
Friends, Romans, country fans
If you're happy and you know it
You can clap your hands and say yeah!
Friends, Romans, country fans
If you're happy and you know it
You can clap your hands and say yeah! Say yeah!
Yes sir no sir three bags full of newspaper
Sleeping by the greengrocers over by the undertakers
Died in a house fire mummy was at the bakers
Buying broken biscuits, digestives and iced wafers
I've broken my dentures, got senile dementure
And I'm losing my barnet
I'm an alternative Alf Garnett
Credits
Writer(s): James Neil Morrison, Leslie George Carter
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Other Album Tracks
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- Mid Day Crisis [Live in Portsmouth 19/10/1993]
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- 30 Something (Deluxe Edition)
- The Good, the Bad, the Average and Unique (A Collection of Besides)
- The Final Comedown (Live at the Brixton Academy)
- Hello, Good Evening, Welcome. And Goodbye
- 1992 The Love Album [Deluxe Version]
- 101 Damnations (Bonus Edition)
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