Thank God We're Not a Nigerians

Kofi is a common name, that's what even I say
But a Ghana man will never call a child Friday
Thank God we're not Nigerians
Always shouting very loud, don't know how to whisper
And why say Mistor, instead of Mister
Thank God we're not a Nigerians
You like school more than any African I've seen
Simple thirteen, you still say tharteen
Thank God we're not a Nigerians
They ban the whole team, you can't even play
Can't you just say Hi, what is Ki lon sele
Thank God we're not a Nigerians
You barely qualify, then get stuck
President Goodluck but you still suck
Thank God we're not Nigerians
Instead of Hamburger or Pizza with ham
You eat Egusi with pounded yam
Thank God we're not Nigerians
Always trying to show off, even when you eat
One soup, no vegetable but twelve different meat
Thank God we're not a Nigerians
Fela was a great Musician, yes of course
(Inaudible) something drugs
Thank God we're not Nigerians
You created Nollywood, yes more of it
But too many witches and wizards in your film
Thank God we're not a Nigerians
Always in traditional wear everywhere
Haven't you hear of Armani wear
Thank God we're not a Nigerians
For example shining five piece agbada
You can look very good in Dolce and Gabbana
Thank God we're not a Nigerians
Not going anywhere fast, let's just stroll
Traffic everywhere, many bad bad roads
Thank God we're not a Nigerians
No street light from Oregun to Ikeja
Four four, join join two two on okada
Thank God we're not a Nigerians
Extra page in your passport to pass and go
You have learn very well from Obasanjo
Thank God we're not Nigerians
Email fraud, Pyramid, 419
Oh that's not fine
Thank God we're not a Nigerians
But at least you are better than Liberians