I Never Met a Wolf Who Didn't Love to Howl (SMASH Cast Version)

When you are born with sex appeal
in the forest called Hollywood
You'll find more wolves at your backdoor,
than that little Red Riding Hood
Now she and her little Ol' Grandma
could've learned from the men I've dated
that a wolf can be quite a devotee
once he's domesticated!

Here's a lesson they should teach in school
when a girl gets curvy
And the boys all drool.
If math and science just ain't your style,
just give that teacher a wink and a smile.
For a passing grade,
You won't have to wait
And you can thank him later when you graduate!
'Cuz I never wolf who didnt love to howl
(Howl!)
No, I never met a man who wasnt on the prowl
(Shimmy shimmy, oh, gimme gimme)
If a nice diploma, you wanna get
Well then, make that teacher the students' pet!
Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl!
(Woo!)
You never know where a wolf might crouch,
But his natural habitat's the casting couch,
So take lots of pictures of the wildlife,
To tell the wolf you could share with his wife,
The Hunter gets captured by the game,
Then Leo the Lion will be roaring your name!
Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl!
(Howl!)
No, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl,
(Shimmy, shimmy, oh Gimme gimme!)
If your face and figure are whistle bait,
Then honey, you'll have the keys to the studio gate!
Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl!
The three little piggies sure had it wrong
When the wolf came-a-knockin' with that old song
He was huffin' and puffin' sayin' "Marilyn, I gotcha!"
I say "Come on in" & I put on Sinatra.
Oh, Frankie!
A wealthy wolf likes to buy his toys
But he really is just one of the boys.
If you've got something for which he's cravin',
It sure is good that he's been savin'.
Be a fan, give his cheek a peck
But get his autograph on a cashier's check.
Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl!
(Howl!)
No, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl.
(Shimmy, shimmy, oh Gimme gimme)
Even if that wolf's just a grey old goat
Lyle: What?!
He still will make a nice fur coat.
Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl!
Go, baby, go!

Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl!
(Howl!)
No, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl.
(Shimmy, shimmy, oh gimme gimme)
This wolf looks like he's ready to dine.
Lyle: Tell me, where can I sign on the dotted line?
Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl!
Oh, yeah!