Girl Like Me

She's blonde, I'm not,
I know you think she's hot,
By all standards, she's a perfect ten, it's true.
She's your living dream,
Off the pages of a magazine,
Probably, better than me for you.

But I've got a sexy personality,
Not a size two,
Don't have big boobs,
But I've been told I'm kind of funny.
(Yeah, I made that up.)

Just don't give in
to the stereotype,
Of what a guy,
who looks like you
is supposed to like.
I know it may be crass
but I could kick that
skinny bitch's ass,
Just take a chance
on a girl like me.

She's a piece of work,
No one should have
that much perk,
Oh so classy while
she's dancing on the bar.
While I read Keats and Poe,
And as far as looks go,
No one's run away
from me in fear so far.

'Cause I've got a bangin' set of listening skills,
I know how to bake,
Well just the box kind of cake,
But I think it still tastes pretty good,
Especially funfetti.
(What? It's delicious.)

Just don't give in
to the stereotype,
Of what a guy,
who looks like you is
supposed to like.
I know it may be crass
but I could kick that skinny bitch's ass,
Just take a chance on a girl like me.

Baby you should be with me,
Oh I could give you fifty reasons,
Face it all she'll ever give you is,
Venereal diseases.
You'll break my heart
if you prove that the movies lie,
But in the end
the quirky chick
still gets the guy.

So don't give in to
the stereotype,
Of what a guy,
who looks like you
is supposed to like.
I know it may be crass
but I could kick that
skank whore's fake tanned ass,
Just take a chance on a girl like me.