High School Ladies At 5 O'Clock / The Rape of Miss Goldberg By Marvin

High school ladies at 5 o'clock:
We be good girls all
Practicing adventures of a sort
Which divert you
But which never ever try to hurt you
High school ladies at 5 o'clock
They sing la la la la la la la
They sing la la la la
Oh, how they repititious
La la la la, mumble and walk
You see them: High school ladies at 5 o'clock, now

Sacrifice the pain
Sacrifice the worry
We be waiting in the street
Underneath the local fire engine
Tap us on the feet and we go for a walk
Just mention high school ladies at 5 o'clock
They sing la la la la la la la
They sing la la la la
Oh, how they repititious
La la la la, mumble and squawk
But meet us high school ladies at 5 o'clock, now

La la la la
La la la la
La la la la la la la la
La la la la
La la lay hey
La la la la
La la la la
La la la la la la la la
La la la la
La la lay hey

High school ladies at 5 o'clock
High school ladies at 5 o'clock
High school ladies at 5 o'clock
Hoichy chumbo, hoichy chumbo, hoichy chumbo
High school ladies at 5 o'clock
High school ladies at 5 o'clock
High school ladies at 5 o'clock

Does he like the rain?

Oh, yes, he do!

Is he better than banana?

Aaaaaah

Does he like the snow?

Oh, yes, he do!

Is he better than banana?

Aaaaaah

Does he laugh?

No

Touch?

No

Drink?

No

Screw?

No

High school ladies at 9 a.m
We be waiting at the school
We admiring the photograph
Of Marvin on the stage
Turn the page and look at
High school ladies at 5 o'clock

Does he like? Does he like?
Does he like to screw?
Does he like? Does he like?
Does he like to screw?
Does he like? Does he like?
Does he like to screw his friends?
Does he?

Does he?

Does he?

Does he like? Does he like?
Does he like to screw?
Does he like? Does he like?
Does he like to screw?
Does he like? Does he like?
Does he like to screw?

DOES HE?!

The Rape of Miss Goldberg by Marvin
Scene one

Hi, Miss Goldberg at your desk
My name's Marvin, we're alone at last
I turned fourteen just today
And I thought, for a not unseemly price
You'd introduce me to the wonders of the bed
And also treat me nice

I'm the boy who throws the fits
He who puts the chalk inside his ear
Do you know me from a hole in the wall?
Marvin's cute, though rarely good
But, dearest, please accept my hand
Miss Goldberg who
Is perfect womanhood

Scene two

Why should Marvin jump on Miss Goldberg?
Why does Marvin dump on Miss Goldberg?
I knew
When I first I first looked in his eyes

I like your eyes, Miss Goldberg

Lies!
He has never seen my face!

I have never seen your eyes

I was never out of place
I taught

That's true, she minded her business
She taught

I taught and minded my business

But the business at hand...

Keep your hands off my eyes

But the business at hand is...

Scene three

I always liked the way you wore your glasses
In and out of classes
I always liked the way you got angry in your glasses
That's cool, Miss Goldberg
I always thought those glasses hid your passion
That's Miss Goldberg's fashion, I said
Now it's my birthday and here's my surprise
I'm gonna see your eyes, Miss Goldberg
I'm gonna see your eyes, my darling

Don't touch my goddamn eyes
You little shit
I'll throw a fit
I'll beat your head in with a hammer

Scene four

My eyes are my eyes
Your hands are your hands
Just keep your dirty fingers away from my face, kid
That's the only thing Miss Goldberg demands

Now move

Scene five

Now move!

Listen, I'm a bastard bummer with a penis
And I mean us two to be together
Teacher, yes I do, I do, I
Mean us two to screw together
Me together, you together
Miss Goldberg?

What?

Miss Goldberg?

What?

Make Marvin a happy boy

Scene six

One, two, three, four

What does Marvin want from Miss Goldberg?

What does Marvin want from Miss Goldberg?
What does Marvin want from Miss Goldberg?
What does Marvin want from Miss Goldberg?
What does Marvin want from Miss Goldberg?
What does Marvin want from Miss Goldberg?
What does Marvin want from Miss Goldberg?

What does Marvin want from Miss Goldberg?

Miss Goldberg, Miss Goldberg, Miss Goldberg, Miss Goldberg
Please, please, please, rub your hands between
Your hands between my knees

La la la la la la la la la la

La la la la la la la la la la

La la la la la la la la la la

Miss Goldberg, Miss Goldberg, Miss Goldberg, Miss Goldberg
Please, please, please, please
PLEASE

Scene seven

Marvin always gets the things he wants

He gets the things he wants

Marvin always gets the things he wants
He gets the things

He gets the things

Except the things he wants

Marvin always gets the
Things he wants, except the things he wants

Except the things

Except the things
He...

Do you want my telephone number?

Curtain



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Writer(s): William Finn
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