A Really Cool Dance Song

We grew up in the suburbs
Got guitars for Christmas and started a punk rock band
Then we travelled the nation, became a sensation
In our '82 Dodge van

Now we're getting older and much more sober
And we've got some big house payments to make
The wife wants a handbag, the kids need some college
And we need just one hit single to break
Get ready here it comes (comes, yeah!)

This song sounds like a dance song
'Cause dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your mama gave ya
It's our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
It's gonna be a great big hit

And now the label are so stoked
They don't get the damn joke
The downloads will rock the charts
Like those bands on the TV in the frilly tuxedos
The ones that break the young girls' hearts
And now we can too (y-y-y-y-yeah!)

This song sounds like a dance song
'Cause dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your mama gave ya
It's our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
I can't wait to hear the remix

This song sounds like a dance song
'Cause dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your mama gave ya
It's our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
It's gonna be a great big hit

Who the hell are we foolin'?
This isn't really what we do (really what we do)
We had to borrow this keyboard
We only listen to Mötley Crüe (listen to Mötley Crüe)
But it's gonna be funny
'Cause this song will be number one (one)

This song sounds like a dance song
'Cause dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your mama gave ya

This song sounds like a dance song
'Cause dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your mama gave ya
It's our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
I can't wait to hear the remix

This song sounds like a dance song
'Cause dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your mama gave ya
It's our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
It's gonna be a great big hit

It's our new sound
Chris, take it to the next level
You're gonna hear us in all the clubs

And it's a- wait
The drums just dropped out
No, the drums
No, it sound- it doesn't sound good anymore
It's- I can't find the rhythm
Or the deal
It's not- it's cool, it's not- no, it's not

Alright, we're back
We are dancing, this is awesome
We are dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing
Then we're dancing, dancing, dancing
Woo, yeah