We Both Reached For The Gun - Sound-a-like Cover

Bandleader: Mr Billy Flynn and the press conference rag.
Notice how his mouth never moves.
Almost.
REPORTERS: Where'd you come from?
BILLY (as Roxie): Mississippi
REPORTERS: And your parents?
BILLY (as Roxie): Very wealthy.
REPORTERS: Where are they now?
BILLY (as Roxie): Six feet under.
BILLY: But she was granted one more start
BILLY (as Roxie): The convent of The Sacred Heart!
REPORTERS: When'd you get here?
BILLY (as Roxie): 1920
REPORTERS: How old were you?
BILLY (as Roxie): Don't remember
REPORTERS: Then what happened?
BILLY (as Roxie): I met Amos
And he stole my heart away
Convinced me to elope one day
MARY SUNSHINE: Oh you poor dear I cant believe what you have been through A convent girl! A run-away marriage!
Now tell us Roxie...
Who's Fred Casely?
BILLY (as Roxie): My ex-boyfriend.
REPORTERS: Why'd you shoot him?
BILLY (as Roxie): I was leavin'.
REPORTERS; Was he angry?
BILLY (as Roxie): Like a madman
Still I said, "Fred, move along."
BILLY: She knew that she was doing wrong.
REPORTERS: Then describe it.
BILLY (as Roxie): He came toward me.
REPORTERS: With the pistol?
BILLY (as Roxie): From my bureau.
REPORTERS: Did you fight him?
BILLY (as Roxie): Like a tiger.
BILLY: He had strength and she had none.
BILLY (as Roxie): And yet we both reached for the gun
Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes we both
Oh yes we both
Oh yes, we both reached for
The gun, the gun, the gun, the gun
Oh yes, we both reached for the gun
For the gun.
REPORTERS: Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes they both
Oh yes, they both
Oh yes, they both reached for
The gun, the gun, the gun, the gun,
Oh yes, they both reached for the gun
for the gun.
BILLY: Understandable, understandable
Yes it's perfectly understandable
Comprehensible, Comprehensible
Not a bit reprehensible
It's so defensible
REPORTERS; How're you feeling?
BILLY (as Roxie): Very frightened
REPORTERS: Are you sorry?
ROXIE: Are you kidding?
REPORTERS: What's your statement?
BILLY (as Roxie): All I'd say is
Though my choo-choo jumped the track
I'd give my life to bring him back
REPORTERS: And?
BILLY (as Roxie): Stay away from...
REPORTERS: What?
BILLY (as Roxie): Jazz and liquor...
REPORTERS: And?
BILLY (as Roxie): And the men who...
REPORTERS: What?
BILLY (as Roxie): Play for fun...
REPORTERS: And what?
BILLY (as Roxie): That's the thought that...
REPORTERS: Yeah
BILLY (as Roxie): Came upon me...
REPORTERS: When?
BILLY: When we both reached for the gun!
MARY SUNSHINE: Understandable, understandable
BILLY AND MARY SUNSHINE: Yes, it's perfectly understandable
Comprehensible, comprehensible
Not a bit reprehensible
It's so defensible!
REPORTERS: Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, they both
Oh yes, they both
Oh yes, they both reached for
BILLY: Let me hear it!
REPORTERS: The gun, the gun, the gun,
The gun
Oh yes, they both reached
For the gun
For the gun
BILLY: A little louder!
REPORTERS: For the Gun.
Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, they both
Oh yes, they both
Oh yes, they both reached
For the gun, the gun,
BILLY: Now you got it!
REPORTERS: The gun, the gun
Oh yes. They both reached
For the gun
For the gun.
BILLY AND REPORTERS: Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, they both
Oh yes, they both
Oh yes, they both reached for
The gun, the gun, the gun, the gun
Oh yes, they both reached for the gun
For the gun.
Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, they both
Oh yes, they both
Oh yes, they both reached for
The gun, the gun, the gun, the gun
The gun, the gun, the gun, the gun
The gun, the gun, the gun, the gun
BILLY: Both reached for the... gun
REPORTERS: The gun, the gun, the gun, the gun
The gun, the gun, the gun, the gun
The gun, the gun, the gun, the gun
The gun, the gun, Both reached for the gun.