Half Man Half Biscuit - Acd

I Was A Teenage Armchair Honved Fan

Yeah?

Woke up this morning and found myself in bed.
My knowledge of the blues is somewhat nil.
I dreamt about about a love-affair
In far-off B(y)uda-Pest.
The sort of thing that shivers every {? pale.?}
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!

I went on {? Docksla?} cuisine, in a bi-linguistic mood.
And Morphy Richards showed up with the goods.
I was feeling hungry both this morning and last night,
And with an appetite like that you see the {? woods.?}
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!

Is this the bit where we're supposed to make guitars collide, and
Is this the bit where we release all that raw energy, and
Is this the bit where we go crashing through those barriers,
Like wot they do in music mags?!

I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!

I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair wham bam thank you.
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair wooo oooh ooh.
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!



Credits
Writer(s): Nigel Blackwell, Neil Howard Crossley, Simon Blackwell, David Alan Lloyd, Paul Edward Wright
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
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Other Album Tracks

  1. The Best Things In Life
  2. D'ya Ken Ted Moult?
  3. Reasons To Be Miserable (Part 10)
  4. Rod Hull Is Alive - Why?
  5. Dickie Davies Eyes
  6. The Bastard Son Of Dean Friedman
  7. I Was A Teenage Armchair Honved Fan
  8. Arthur's Farm
  9. Carrying On Cremating
  10. Albert Hammond Bootleg (Live at Sheffield Leadmill)

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Altri album

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  2. Rogation Sunday's Here Again!
  3. No One Cares About Your Creative Hub so Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut
  4. Alehouse Futsal
  5. Saucy Haulage Ballads
  6. And Some Fell on Stony Ground
  7. Urge for Offal
  8. Let's Not
  9. 90 Bisodol (Crimond)
  10. Back Again in the D.H.S.S. (Extra Tracks)

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