Half Man Half Biscuit - Csi: Ambleside

Petty Sessions

I stick me big nose in
When I go out
Sealed-off car park
What's it all about?
I like an altercation with a member of staff
"That was a ten pound note!"

I ring up Dial-A-Pizza
I ring up Dial-A-Pizza
I ring up Dial-A-Pizza
And say that's not how I would spell "Hawaiian"

Facebook Mum
YouTube Dad
Sea Bass Man Bag
Fifty quid to Chad
Would the congregation like to rise and sing
Hymn number 252

Here come the Barmy Army
They're absolutely crazy
Bart, Elvis and the baby
Kill kill kill stab murder and despatch



Credits
Writer(s): Nigel Blackwell, Neil Howard Crossley
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Other Album Tracks

  1. Evening Of Swing (Has Been Cancelled)
  2. Bad Losers On Yahoo! Chess
  3. Took Problem Chimp To Ideal Home Show
  4. Ode To Joyce
  5. Blue Badge Abuser
  6. Totnes Bickering Fair
  7. King Of Hi-vis
  8. Lord Hereford's Knob
  9. On The 'roids
  10. Petty Sessions

All Album Tracks: Csi: Ambleside >

Altri album

  1. The Voltarol Years
  2. Rogation Sunday's Here Again!
  3. No One Cares About Your Creative Hub so Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut
  4. Alehouse Futsal
  5. Saucy Haulage Ballads
  6. And Some Fell on Stony Ground
  7. Urge for Offal
  8. Let's Not
  9. 90 Bisodol (Crimond)
  10. Back Again in the D.H.S.S. (Extra Tracks)

All Albums of Half Man Half Biscuit >

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