Christmas Money (That's What I Want)

Excuse me, could we, could we talk just you and I for a moment, please?
Yeah, I don't mean to come across as rude, but this has been bothering me all year, like it should've done

Now I notice there's lots of presents underneath the tree
But you can stick them up your chimney, I want money

That's what I want (That's what I want)
Cash is all I want (That's what I want)
That's what I want
Cash is what I want (That's what I want)

If you really want to give me a thrill
Just leave those envelopes with a hundred dollar bill
You remember the envelopes, those little ones your grandmother used (That's what I want)
With the circle cutouts of the dead presidents' faces were right there on the side? (Cash is all I want)
That's what I want (That's what I want)
Now you can skip the little envelopes if it's too much trouble

If you really love the King of Jews, and I trust you on that
Fork it over, don't be a Scrooge, I want money (That's what I want)
That's really all I want, I mean I've made it as plain as I possibly can (Cash is all I want)
I mean, the baby Jesus needed money, that's the first thing they brought him (That's what I want)
Three wise men, they came across the desert, they brought him gold

Let's cut to the chase here
If I don't have it, I don't want it
If I didn't already buy it for myself, then there's a reason
I mean, let's look at what you've got there
I'm not gonna wear that, I'm not gonna ever put that in my closet
I'm gonna throw it away
Sing it to her boys, if they get it, why can't you get it (Cash is all I want)
Ladies and gentlemen, the surviving Beatles, there you go (That's what I want)

Cash is all I want (Fabulous, boys, wonderful)
That's all I want (Aren't they incredible)
Don't give a damn
Scrooge is what I am (Well, really, with what I'm paying you)
Cash is all I want
That's what I want (Ooh, sing it boys)

Aren't they great?
Big end everybody, look at me, I'm the fifth Beatle
Happy holidays, really
And don't spill anything on the carpet, Bongo
That's Ringo
Bongo, Ringo, whatever, whatever your name is



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Writer(s): Bob Rivers, Joe Bryant, Spike O'niell
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