The Old Republic

Downloadable content's
a load of nonsense
I won't give them one cent
it wouldn't be conscientious
encouraging dodgy ventures
like when you've been robbed
do you get your property straight back from the fences?
I want to know what the defence is
hence this musical census
pay attention to community consensus
to prevent this backlash of hashtags
and truly contentious lambasts, eg:
I hope you're shoving your Prothean
up your fallopean
No wonder the planet's becoming dystopian
draconian Napoleons
invoking pandemonium
and I might be blowing my own euphonium
by quoting this
but I know I'm not the only one that's pissed
My data's trapped inside the disc
sat in lines of script
and I have to pay to take it out
what kind of shit is this?
It's the
DLC
PLC
where we make money selling people things that were free
Welcome to the
DLC
PLC
where we charge you for things you bought previously
No need to be dishonest
the incompleted product's
a piece of bollocks
so please give me the pieces of it
and leave my wallet, I need the dollars
but don't be extremely bothered
I'll probably buy the sequel of it
cos that's the key
the reason it keeps on happening, it's obvious
If you pay them quids they take the piss
and get away with it
until they're pinching all your paper
like a paperclip
and what would our forefathers
have thought of horse armour?
It's all rather an awful palava
Perhaps I should make a call and talk to Obama
You're causing drama
and according to the laws of karma
Stir the water
sure enough
of course you'll taunt the poor piranhas
so try to pull my jaws apart
I'm sure you can't
I'm sinking my teeth into the greed
inherently buried in DLC things
Hidden fees and prices surprising me like bee stings
is it any wonder we punters are seething
at the
DLC
PLC
where we make money selling people things that were free
Welcome to
DLC
PLC
Where we charge you for things you bought previously
I'm sorry but verse three is only available in the premium version of this song
If you would like to aquire this version
Please bend over with your
Visa
American express or
Mastercard
lodged tightly between your buttocks
Thank you for your continuing loyalty from everybody at the
DLC
PLC
where we make money selling people things that were free
Welcome to
DLC
PLC
Where we charge you for things you bought previously
See the
DLC
PLC
See the
DLC
It's the
PLC
Downloadable content
What is it?
What use does it have?
What function does it serve?
I mean obviously I know the answer
but it's sort of a rethorical question I suppose
So when you think about it
whether it is good for the gaming community
whether it is good for the industry
what your thoughts about it are
I'm very keen to know