Marilyn Monroe

Once I had a husband, you know the sort of chap
I met a dance and how he came on with the chat
(Are you dancing? I think your a bleedin' cracker!)
He said my eyes were deep blue pools
My skin as soft as snow (Lovely)
He told me I was sexier then Marilyn Monroe
And we went dancing, we went dancing

Then of course I found I was 6 weeks overdue (What!)
We got married at the registry and then we had a do
We all had curly salmon sandwiches and how the ale did flow
The bride they said was lovelier then Marilyn Monroe (Marilyn Monroe, we went dancing, we went dancing)

Then the baby came along we called him (Darren Wayne)
(Aww!)
Then three months on I found that I was in the club again
(I married a bleedin' rabbit)
Though I still fancied dancing, my husband wouldn't go (Get lost will you)
With a wife he said was twice the size of Marilyn Monroe
No more dancing, no more dancing

By the that I was 25, I looked like 42
With 7 hungry mouths to feed, and one more nearly due
Me husband, he walked out on me
A month or two ago (Ta-ra)
For a girl they say who looks a bit like Marilyn Monroe
And they go dancing
They go dancing
Yes, they go dancing
They go dancing