Preacher Porkchop

I want you to understand
A few words of Knowledge, Wisdom, and Understanding
From a soul, rappin man
Has more weight in this life
Than, one-thousand men
Of science and technology, ever can! (Whoo)

Yo, thank yah, Deacon DJ Du Dot
Now, I'd like to introduce, myself
As, the Preacha Po'kchop (Amen! Amen!)
And I'm gon' go on, because y'all know I got it goin on!
(Amen! Amen!) Yea, now today
I'm gonna talk about my life (Talk about it! Talk about it!)
My days, of growing up in the church of God and Christ
They tried, to put restrictions on my life! (Talk about it!)
They said that, a preacher could not rock the mic! (No no no!)
What?! Huh, but I said wrong (It was wrong, it was wrong)
They also said that, a Preacha could not pimp strut! (No no no!)
I can not pimp strut!
But I said wrong! (Talk about it!)
No one tells Preacha Po'kchop, what to do with his life!
And no one, can tell the church, what to do with their life!
The church, controls the church (Yeah, yeah!)
So if you want to switch up, say switch up! (switch up!)
Yeah, now that's what I'm talkin! (Yes)
Mellowness, yes!
Anything is possible in my church!
That's right it's my church! Yeah!
Do you understand? (Yes, yes I understand)
Somebody in the church understands what I'm talkin about today!
(Yes) Hah, well now I'm droppin science!
Hah, I'm droppin, bombs! Hah!
Up in my church today, hah!
Somebody say yes, yes lord!
Glory to God, glory to God!
Preaches, you betta watch yo' church
Because Po'kchop, is on his way
Yes, bringin the truth beyond doubt
That has been covered by Moses
Yeah preachas, you know you're to the curb!
Stealin money, from out the church pan
To put gas, in yo' Cadillac
But Po'kchop, I pimp struts!
I pimp strut!
Now, you know I know what's goin on
My vision is not blurry
That's why, my church does not have to worry
Because I preach, to teach, and reach one each!
Ha hah! (Amen!)
Now, on that token, Deacon Du Dot, do dat!

Sermon said, you'd lose
Spiritual awakening, in the sins of mankind
For the deaf, the dumb, and the blind