I Can

I can ride for an hour or more on the back of a sabretooth tiger.
Sing a song standing on one foot while I balance on a very high wire.
I can climb up the tallest tower and wish I could get higher (he's a liar).
Stand on top of the Berlin wall just daring them to fire.

And I can, if I say I can.
And you know, that I can.

I can cry like a crocodile's eye and never want to water.
Catch a whale put him on a scale and name him after my daughter (Jonah, Jonah).
I can fly like a bird in the sky, but I'm not sure if I oughta.
Some say I sing like the late Bing, Barbare Streisand you know I taught her.

And I can, if I say I can.
And you know, that I can.

I can bake the worlds biggest cake and eat it in the Indian Ocean (yummy, yummy)
Do my best on the hardest test when I haven't got a notion.
I can dance all the way to France, cha-cha in slow motion (cha-cha-cha)
Look my best in a white string vest while showing no emotion.

And I can, if I say I can.
And you know, that I can.



Credits
Writer(s): Clive Alan Beer-jones
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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