Jesus Was an Alien

Elvis is alive at your local grocery store
And if you believe that boy, then sit down and I'll tell you more
Lee Harvey Oswald, well you know he acted alone
And Charlie Manson only wanted to make his house a home

Jesus was an alien
Flying through space
And God was an astronaut, who said boy I like your face
So the story begins

Girl I love you and the check is in the mail
Found religion inside myself
I drank the blood the flesh was stale
Reach in your pockets, and give us all you can
You know the one that's going to heaven is gonna be the richer man

Jesus was an alien
Flying through space
And God was an astronaut, who said boy I like your face
So the story begins

Jesus was an alien
Flying through space
Yeah, well, God was an astronaut, who said boy I like your face
So the story begins

I see you shaking boy, do you find it hard to believe
That the one you been living for would cut your wrist, to watch you bleed
You found that the truth is a lie and it makes you feel unwell
I say the church of the almighty dollar is all we have to save us, from hell

Jesus was an alien
Flying through space
God was an astronaut, who said boy I like your face
So the story begins

Jesus was an alien
Flying through space
God was an astronaut, who said boy I like your face
So the story begins, so the story begins

And I said
That's the story from my side, to your side, to your side, yeah