The Usual Trees

I'm having a breakthrough day
I'm making up some cool things to say
Does it matter if my former is a latter
Coming at her or going away?

I'm up at the crack of noon
I'm hatching my breakaway move
I'm still scratching all the usual fleas
And keeping track of who's where and with whom

Still peein' on the usual trees
And blowin' in the usual breeze
If she needs me, it's easy to find me
I'm still paddling in the usual seas
Conspiring with the usual thieves
You can tell if she ever wants to see me
I'll be peein' on the usual trees

I'm playing the usual field
On the verge of a breakthrough deal
I still dreaming up the usual schemes
And greasin' up on the usual wheels

The usual idea man
I'm hatchin' a sackful of plans
They're all super secret matters
That could jack me up the ladder
In the right pair of hands

I'm still peein' on the usual trees
And blowin' in the usual breeze
If she needs me
It's easy to find me
I'm still pirating in the usual seas
Conspiring with the usual thieves
You can tell if she ever wants to see me
I'll be peein' on the usual trees

I'm not a loser
I'm not such a loser anymore
Not a loser
But my backsides still just a little bit sore
Oh, ho, no, no, no, no
No, oh, no, no, no

I'm making the usual scene
Being free's agreeing with me
It sounds silly but now really
All these pretty little fillies
Won't let my willie be

I'm stompin' the usual grounds
With a whole new attitude now
I'm still wakin' and bakin' and makin'
All of the usual man-about-town rounds

I'm still peein' on the usual trees
And blowin' in the usual breeze
If she needs me
It's easy to find me
I'm still pirating in the usual seas
Conspiring with the usual thieves
You can tell if she ever wants to see me
I'll be peein' on the usual trees

No, oh, no, no, no, no
No, oh, no, no, no, no
Woah