Mr. Bones

Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the greatest show on earth.
Behind these doors stands the most incomprehinsable wonder in the world
Mr. Bones, mr. bones
Standing at only 2 feet 4 he's not much taller than a small child.
But make no moans about it what your about to witness is no childs play, so open
you mind and your wallets, hahahahaa
Who's that standing on the stage
Dont stick your fingers in the cage
Let me introduce you (aaahhhhhhh)
Step inside right this way hurry now dont delay
Dancin' on the center stage mr. Bones is all the rage
Up and down gets you in
Dim the lights and let's begin

Satisfaction guarenteed hes quite the dancer yes indeed
Haaaay not to shabby eh folks? Well you aint seen nothin yet hahaha
Now if you bee so kind as to reach deep into your pockets I'm sure our little friend
will treat us to an encore
What do ya say come on folks lifes short so dig down deep hahahay
Who's that standing on the stage
Dont stick your fingers in the cage
Let me introduce you (aaahhhhhhh)
(Ahhhhahhhhhhhahhhhhahhhhaaaa)
Ahhh step inside right this way
Hurry now dont delay
Dancin on the center stage mr bones is all the rage
Up and down gets you in dim the lights and lets begin satisfaction gaurenteed hes
quite the dancer yes indeed
Ahhh step inside right this way
Hurry now dont delay
Dancin on the center stage mr bones is all the rage
Up and down gets you in dim the lights and lets begin satisfaction gaurenteed hes
quite the dancer yes indeed
Mr.bones