My Big Ten-Inch Record

Got me the strangest woman
Believe me, this chick's no cinch
But I really get her going
When I take out my big ten inch

Record of a band that plays the blues
Well, a band that plays the blues
She just love my big ten inch
Record of her favourite blues

Last night I tried to tease her
I gave my love a little pinch
She said now, "Stop that jivin'
And get out that big ten inch!"

Record of a band that plays the blues
Well a band that plays the blues
She just loves my big ten inch
Record of her favourite blues

I cover her with kisses
And when we're in a lover's clinch
She gets all excited
She begs for my big ten inch

Record of a band that plays the blues
Well, a band that plays the blues
She just love my big ten inch
Record of her favourite blues

My gal don't go for smokin'
And liquor just makes her flinch
Seem she just goes for nothin'
'Cept for my big ten inch!

Record of a band that plays the blues
Band that plays the blues
She just love my big ten inch
Record of her favourite blues



Credits
Writer(s): Fred Weismantel
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