Vampire Club (Twilight version)

Oh, the moon was full in the colour of blood
The night the werewolves came to the Vampire Club
A wolf named Jake tried to show off
He walked up to Bella with his shirt off

And he recognized a vampire from her school
He said something that was most uncool
"Hey, pretty boy, with the sparkly skin
I'm gonna steal your girl 'cause I hate your kin"

Fur was flying, capes were torn
Hell hath no fury like a werewolf scorn
Number one rule in this clan
Slay the undead who invade your land
Wolves were maimed, vampires were crushed by furry paws in a rush
Bela Lugosi orders a blood, and says
"Who let these fools in my Vampire Club?"

Emmet chucked a werewolf over his head
Alice saw the future and pronounced him dead
Jasper glittered all over the wall
So they hung him from the ceiling for a disco ball

There was so much angst after the fight
Edward and Bella broke up that night
While some wolves chowed down on a puddle of food
That used to be some Rasta vampire dude

Fur was flying, capes were torn
Hell hath no fury like a werewolf scorn
Number one rule in this clan
Slay the undead who invade your land
Wolves were maimed, vampires were crushed by furry paws in a rush
Old Max Schreck orders a blood, and says
"Get these schmucks out of my Vampire Club"

Though it's hard to believe after all this dreck
Ed still hasn't bitten his girlfriend's neck
Though she begs, and pleads, and pleads, and begs
"But Bella, you're still not living dead"

The Cullen Clan is a peaceful bunch
On human blood, they refuse to munch
But a real vampire would have a hunch
Will never fall in love with your high school lunch

Fur was flying, capes were torn
Hell hath no fury like a werewolf scorn
Number one rule in this clan
Slay the undead who invade your land
Wolves were maimed, vampires were crushed by furry paws in a rush
Christopher Lee orders a blood, and says
"You better not sparkle in my Vampire Club"