Things You Don't Say to Your Wife
Noogies.
Hey honey have you gained some weight in your rear end.
The dress you wear reminds me of my old girlfriend.
And Where'de you get those shoes I think there pretty lame.
Would you stop talking cause I'm trying to watch the game.
If your a man who wants to live.
A long happy life.
These are the things you don't say to your wife.
I planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday.
I did'nt ask you but I knew it be okay.
Go make some dinner while I watch this fishing show.
I taped it over our old wedding video.
if your a man who wants to live.
A long and happy life.
These are the things you don't say to your wife.
Your cooking is ok but not like mother makes.
The diamond in the ring I bought you is a fake.
Your eyes look puffy dear, are you feeling ill.
Happy aniversary I bought you a treadmill.
If your a man who wants to live.
A long happy life.
These are the things you don't say to your wife.
If you a man who doesn't want to get killed with a knife.
These are the things you don't say to your wive
Hey honey have you gained some weight in your rear end.
The dress you wear reminds me of my old girlfriend.
And Where'de you get those shoes I think there pretty lame.
Would you stop talking cause I'm trying to watch the game.
If your a man who wants to live.
A long happy life.
These are the things you don't say to your wife.
I planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday.
I did'nt ask you but I knew it be okay.
Go make some dinner while I watch this fishing show.
I taped it over our old wedding video.
if your a man who wants to live.
A long and happy life.
These are the things you don't say to your wife.
Your cooking is ok but not like mother makes.
The diamond in the ring I bought you is a fake.
Your eyes look puffy dear, are you feeling ill.
Happy aniversary I bought you a treadmill.
If your a man who wants to live.
A long happy life.
These are the things you don't say to your wife.
If you a man who doesn't want to get killed with a knife.
These are the things you don't say to your wive
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