My Dick

My dick is so big
its got its own dick
and even my dicks dick is bigger than your dick
My dick is so big
when it comes to town
clowns jump out of it
My dick is so big
its got a new movie coming out
calld godzilla vs my dick
(and guess who wins... my dick)
My dick is so big
you can cut it in half
and count the rings and see how old i am
My dick is so big
it plays golf with the president - shoots par
My dick is so big
its allready at the afterparty
mixing us some drinks
(what do you want my dick can fix it man and if he cant hell send the balls over to the store)
Oooh my dick is so big
we went to the vip room in LA
he got right in and i waited outside for 30 fucking minutes
bullshit
How do you stop a dog humping your leg
you pick him up and suck his dick
(eeeeeewwww)
Theres two rednecks driving down the road
they see a dog next to the rowd licking his own balls
one of them goes like
men i wish i could do that
then the other says
man hed bite you
My dick is so big
they named it compton after its not called the new republic of my dick
- guess whos president-
my dick dickhead wooohooo
My dick is so big
i can wear it as a scarf
but im sceared it might get hard
and choke my fucking self to death



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Writer(s): David Grizzle
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