Mutated Dog

He has two heads and he has three legs
He has no tail, what a crying shame
There is nothing for him to wave
To let us know that he's happy

Is he rabid? No
Is he rabid? No
Hey, I ought to know
Is he playful? Yes
Is he playful? Yes
Or would you rather guess?

Eats pitbulls for breakfast
He eats pitbulls for breakfast
And swallows them whole

Mutated dog is my best friend
He ate the teacher and the teacher's pet
While running loose in the backyard
He feeds on little kiddies arms

Is he rabid? No
Is he rabid? No
Hey, I ought to know
Is he playful? Yes
Is he playful? Yes
Or would you rather guess?

Eats pitbulls for breakfast
He eats pitbulls for breakfast
And swallows them whole

He's my mutated dog, he's my mutated dog
He's really mean no harm
He's my mutated dog, he's my mutated dog
He's really mean no harm
He's my mutated dog, he's my mutated dog
He's really mean no



Credits
Writer(s): Rob Johnson, Brent Belke, Marc Belke, Ken Steven Chinn, Dave Rees
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