Johnny Two Kebabs

Well the pubs are all closed and it's time to hit the sack
But Johnny's feeling peckish so he'll stop to have a snack
He likes the admiration that he gets from the gals
When he enters the kingdom of the donor kebab
When they stop and whisper look who's back
Who's that dude well it's Johnny two kebabs

He orders two diners with a helping of chips
He piles on the sauce and he starts to lick his lips
The lager gives him a fierce appetite
It's like he don't chew the first one's gone in three bites
With the first one down he looks a little sad
Who's that dude well it's Johnny two kebabs

He picks up the second one and looks to both sides
Everyone is watching as his mouth it opens wide
He don't say nothin' he just concentrates
On getting them down at an incredible rate
How does he do it how come he doesn't gag
It's a trade secret of Johnny two kebabs

It's like they disappear in a vanishing trick
He opens his mouth as though he's gonna get sick
There's a smell of lager and decomposing lamb
But he lights a cigarette with a rock steady hand
How does he do it how come he doesn't gag
Who's that dude well it's Johnny two kebabs
How does he do it how come he doesn't gag
Who's that dude well it's Johnny two kebabs
How does he do it how come he doesn't gag
Who's that dude well it's Johnny two kebabs



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Writer(s): Kieran Mckenna
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