Another Tattoo (Parody of "Nothin' On You" By B.o.B. feat. Bruno Mars)

Beautiful tats
All over my back
Makes me so proud
I'm gonna shout it out loud
I got another tattoo, baby
Yeah, another tattoo, baby
('Noth-'noth-'nother tattoo)
('Noth 'nother tattoo)

No part of me is blank, I'm really ink obsessed
It's like an art show the moment that I get undressed
At every job interview, they're just so impressed
'Cause I got all my ex-wives' on my chest

Over here is Clay Aiken
There's a side of bacon
And a Minotaur pillow fighting with Satan
Next to hello kitty and a zombie ice skating wait
It's Ronald Reagan

I've got these dragons
I've got these dolphins
All inscribed on me indelibly (indelibly)
I've had bad reactions
Bad infections
Even Hepatitis C (Hepatitis C)

My friends think that I need therapy (therapy)
Maybe some laser surgery (surgery)
For the flaming goat skull on my knee (knee)
Knee (knee) knee (knee) knee hey

Beautiful tats (yeah) all over my back (all over)
And I've got some space here
On the side of my face here
For another tattoo baby
('Noth-'noth-'nother tattoo babe)
('Noth-'noth-'nother tattoo)
Another tattoo baby
('Noth-'noth-'nother tattoo babe)
('Noth-'noth-'nother tattoo)

No, I'm not high (high)
I'm really OK (OK)
I just love these scribbles (haha) that won't go away
I got another tattoo baby
('Noth-'noth-'nother tattoo babe)
('Noth-'noth-'nother-'nother tattoo)
Another tattoo baby
('Noth-'noth-'nother tattoo babe)
('Noth-'noth-'nother tattoo)

Yeah
Yes there were a few
I got from a losing a bet
I misspelled a word or two
Still, there's nothing I regret
My shopping trips are no sweat
There's never stuff I forget
Check out this rad Boba Fett
He's playing clarinet

Beautiful tats (yeah) all over my back (all over)
And what the heck (haha)
There's still room on my neck (waa)
I'll get another tattoo baby
('Noth-'noth-'nother tattoo babe)
('Noth-'noth-'nother tattoo)
Another tattoo babe
('Noth-'noth-'nother tattoo babe)
('Noth-'noth-'nother tattoo)

I don't know why (why)
But every day (day)
Whenever folks see me
They just back away (wo)
I got another tattoo
('Noth-'noth-'nother tattoo babe)
('Noth-'noth-'nother tattoo)
Another tattoo baby
('Noth-'noth-'nother tattoo babe)
('Noth-'noth-'nother tattoo)
Yeah

D'ow
Deh, okay right there by my elbow, see
Yeah, I got a couple of square inches left
So maybe a squid or a tarantula or something
I dunno surprise me
D'ow
Mother