You've Got a Funny Name

Hey Chicken Joe, where did you go?
It's cold and it's time to go to bed
If you won't come inside you'll have to spend the night
Outside. Did you hear what I said?
You'll be sleeping with the chickens
What do you think about that?
Hey Chicken Joe, you've got a funny name for a cat
Here Kitty, Kitty won't you come back home
So Chicken Joe won't be alone?
You've been playing all day with the dogs down the lane
Chewing on an old neck bone
You've been rollin' in the pasture, sleeping in a log
Hey Miss Kitty, you've got a funny name for a dog
Hey King Kong, won't you sing me a song?
You're sitting in a corner in your cage
You chirp and you chatter when the sun comes up
But never have a single thing to say
It's a running conversation but you never say a word
Hey King Kong, you've got a funny name for a bird
Nice to meet you, Mister. I don't want to shake your hand
It sounds rude but I know you understand
You've been sittin' in the shade thinkin' you've got it made
Spittin' in an old tin can
You seem pretty smart but you never went to school
Hey there, Mister, you've got a funny name for a mule