Pononee Girl

I'm out on the razz yeah givin it some floss
flashin my dosh at the bar getting drunk on foreign squash
(that at a loss?)
[something something]
i'm hynotised
all of a sudden someting catch my eyes
pink and four legged and she's made a plastic
long blonde hair i went totally spastic
it was who? my my my little pony
all by herself but she's looking kinda lonely
i stepped to her cos i'm feelin mad horny
i'm willin to ride her like i'm franky dettori
i said hey can i get you a bale of hay
never said nay so i took that as an ok
chittin and chattin got mad conversational
half an hour later we were back at her stable

my, there's someone lonely
a lonely girl
my, there's someone lonely
a lonely girl

Now we're back at her place
Close, face to face,
Drinking fizzy pop over a well-stoked fireplace,
She's in a saddle of french embroidered lace.
I'm thinking Mate, there's no time to waste.
I said Babe, I just wanna let you know
You're the best looking thing to come out of Hasbro
You could be my showgirl
We can go showjumping
In the country
You're such a cutey
Big yellow star tattooed on your booty
Electric ponyland let me do it to you
Cos I won't do you no harm
Come let me do it how they do it down on the stud farm

my, there's someone lonely
a lonely girl
my, there's someone lonely
a lonely girl

so now you know how we make her
shake her money maker
the top halfs all human but the bottom halfs done like a satyrr
and you know why i want to ride that horsey
givin a backy it's for me a roller [something]
the mackphile[?] of rap flippin a four legged yak on her back
egg yolk splat from my nut sack
i'm that naked ape willing to mate with that cartoon ongulating great shape
know i'm thinkin' a settlin down yeah, havin kids
a family of super deformed equids
i can watch 'em graze out back
im out peaced bright eyes starlight and patch

my, there's someone lonely
a lonely girl
my, there's someone lonely
a lonely girl