Bastard (Original Mix)
If you are Obsessive- Compulsive,
press 1 repeatedly...
If you are co- dependent,
ask someone to press 2 for you...
If you have multiple personalities,
press 3, 4, 5 and 6...
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want,
stay on the line so we can trace your call...
If you are delusional,
press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship...
If you are schizophrenic,
listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press...
If you are Depressive,
it doesn't matter which number you press,
no one will answer you...
If you are dyslexic,
press 69696969...
If you have a nervous disorder,
please fidget with the hash key until the beep after the beep, please wait for the beep...
If you have short-term memory loss,
please try your call again later
and if you have low self-esteem, hang up, all operators are too busy to talk to you...
press 1 repeatedly...
If you are co- dependent,
ask someone to press 2 for you...
If you have multiple personalities,
press 3, 4, 5 and 6...
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want,
stay on the line so we can trace your call...
If you are delusional,
press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship...
If you are schizophrenic,
listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press...
If you are Depressive,
it doesn't matter which number you press,
no one will answer you...
If you are dyslexic,
press 69696969...
If you have a nervous disorder,
please fidget with the hash key until the beep after the beep, please wait for the beep...
If you have short-term memory loss,
please try your call again later
and if you have low self-esteem, hang up, all operators are too busy to talk to you...
Credits
Writer(s): David Nathan Parkinson, John Osborne Askew
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