Just the Way You Are

You went changin' to try and please me
You changed the color of your hair
You got a facelift and liposuction
Now your love handles aren't there

You spent your money to tuck your tummy
Now I can barely see the scar. Mhmm
Even though I don't recognize you
I love you just the way you are

They took a laser to your forehead
Now you don't have that unibrow
And you get weekly botox injections
Looks like you could French kiss a cow

You've had more work done than Dolly Parton
And all those goofy movie stars
Your plastic surgeons have made millions
To make you just the way you are

I love your nose job and your new cheekbones
Even though they aren't real
Ah... your chins an implant and you capped your teeth
You bought brand new buns of steel

Ah... your the center of attention
With your fake tan and Wonderbra
Now get a gastric bypass and bleach your mustache
And I'll take you just the way you are...