Bird Brain

Take a look at yourself, my friend you are a mess
Boy, you've really done it this time
Your cranium is cracked and your brain is exposed
Well, it's always good to keep an open mind

Your eyeballs are popping out of your skull
And dangling from their sockets
You ought to shove your eyes back into your head
Or at least put 'em into your pockets

You got out of bed
Missing half your head
Now you're the living dead
Bird brain! Bird brain!
Unfinished surgery
For your lobotomy
Don't spill your brains on me
Bird brain! Bird brain!

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Bird brain! Bird brain!
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Bird brain! Bird brain!

I mean birds just don't go around attacking people without no reason
Their brainpans are not big enough!
Now you know chickens as well as I do
I don't know anything about their brainpans
Are the birds gonna eat us, mommy?
No, they're not fussy chickens
Mommy?
They're not fussy chickens
They're always hungry

Alright, this is going just a little bit too far
I tell ya buddy, that's not cool
You went out on a date and your borrowed my tie
Now it's soaking with your bloody drool

And your girlfriend's looking pale as a corpse
But please don't take it personally
Hey I was only joking, we're still pals right
Why are you attacking me?

Here, have this instead
It's a piece of bread
Ow, don't peck my head
Bird brain! Bird brain!
Ugh, I'm feeling weak
My guts are in your beak
My future's getting bleak
Bird brain! Bird brain!

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Bird brain! Bird brain!
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Bird brain! Bird brain!