Lonely Waltz

Party up
(Iguana)
(Cricket) Party up

It takes four to do a line dance
And three the flamenco
Two the tango
And one to do a lonely waltz

My name is Leslie
It's good to see me
Come join me, I'll teach you the lonely waltz (Prepare the flesh)
I see your troubles
I know your struggles
But if we fake it, we'll make it through the night

Paint your face, comb your hair
Don't you worry if they stare
And let's work it out with a dance (Step one)
Check your hands for debris
Make your heart yearn for me
If there's no goblins in the room, then we can start (Ooh)
Jazz your hands all around your face (Like this, like this)
Bounce your bum to the pace (Like that, like that)(Why me?)

Four to do a line dance
Three to dance flamenco
And two to do the tango
And one to do a lonely waltz

Now let me drink my coconut water
'Cause this next part will last much longer (So start)
Mind the art of eating peas
Put a shock through your knees
Lean your body to the right, bow your middle to the left

March those knees like they're peppy
As if no one wants to get-ee
Thrust and punch, thrust and punch
What's for lunch? (Lean cuisines)
Tap that ginger, tap that brow
Tap whatever you have around
Tap your toes, I meant you tap your toes (eh)

Now everybody knows
You dance the lonely waltz
And everybody craves

Four to do a line dance
Three to dance flamenco
Two to dance the tango
And one to do the lonely waltz