Mr. Nothinggoesright

Well I'm telling no lie,
everytime that I try
to do anything right I end up in a fight
nearly everynight and the lady I'm with
well she usually says... goodbye

it's amazing that I ever ever get by
what happens to me, I think you'll agree,
like dinner for two well what would you do
I ask for the bill and to my despair
my money's not there

mr nothingoesright, (everything's wrong)
nothinggoesright (leave him alone),
let me go home... (look at him now, leave him alone to cry)

even at school I was the fool
breaking my neck oh what the heck, (mr nothingoesright)
everything's wrong (leave him alone and he'll go home)

I'm tired of livin' I think I'll give in
cause I just keep on hurting myself,
I'm going crazy I'm tired and lazy
and so to keep out of trouble
I won't even get out my bed
take a look at me now (what have you done?),
show you how (having some fun?),
I'll do it again... (look at him now, playing the game of fools)
nothing goes right and it's so wrong
even in trying to sing this song... (sing it again)
I'll sing it again, sing it again and we'll go home

it's a terrible shame (...),
am I to blame? (making mistakes)
look at me now (he's been trying so hard)
nothing goes right and it's so wrong
even in trying to sing this song,
sing it again, sing it again and we'll go home

I'm tired of livin' I think I'll give in
cause I just keep on hurting myself,
I'm going crazy I'm tired and lazy
and so to keep out of trouble
I won't even get out my bed